tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18206655258526147682024-03-19T03:05:39.780+00:00I sold up and moved to MarsArtoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.comBlogger303125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-81612220760892924312020-04-20T18:21:00.000+01:002020-04-20T22:55:49.652+01:00Are you sitting comfortably?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-73771844568697765342020-04-19T14:15:00.000+01:002020-04-19T22:33:30.539+01:00Mitlernen<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I’ve been attempting to learn German for ages without much success. It doesn’t really matter - I’m only doing it for fun. The German for snail is Die Schnecke, this is quite funny on its own (suggests a creature that sneaks around). Lovelier though is Das Schneckenhaus for snail shell (I’m sure you can work out the literal translation). And, my final bit of snail related German: im Schneckentempo - at a snail’s pace. Ich lerne deutsch im Schneckentempo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; text-align: justify;">Our hamster snuffed it a while back and after a lot of persuading I consented to our upgrading to a cat. So we've got a cat. She's a rescue cat and she was introduced to us as Mimi. I wasn't that impressed by the name really; the naming of cats, as we all know, is a difficult matter, and one that should be decided by their owners. But once bestowed a name cannot be taken back. Looking Mimi up I discovered that it's a diminutive of Miriam and that the meaning of Miriam while obscure, may mean sea of bitterness. Which is totally cool, and, given Mimi's unhappy previous life, not entirely inappropriate. Much to my wife's irritation Mimi absolutely loves me, constantly sitting on me, sticking her bum in my face, etc. the works. The missus doesn't get a look in. I have a similar effect on most cats actually. I like to think they recognise in me a kindred feline spirit. Or possibly I just smell a bit fishy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Every now and again I get really into the idea of going to see a band play a gig somewhere in Europe. It always seems totally feasible to begin with, what with Airbnb and advance Eurostar tickets, but to date dithering and/or other commitments (and factoring in beer money) have put paid to any of these expeditions going ahead. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I discovered Doug Tuttle a year or so ago, I don’t know how. He’s released a few records and despite the fact it all sounds much of a muchness I favour <i>It Calls On Me</i> over all the others and ended up buying a copy on lovely translucent syrup coloured vinyl. After getting massively into it I looked into whether he was touring, and the answer was: not really. He was doing one gig in Europe, at the Barcelona Psych Fest, which, as it happened, was due to fall on my birthday weekend. As above I pondered for a while, but I had a couple of other things coming up that were going to cost a bomb so I cooled my jets. Both the other things have however fallen through. </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">As indeed has the Barcelona Psych Fest. What a year, eh? </span></div>
Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-21534226756322276892020-04-15T19:34:00.000+01:002020-04-17T21:08:28.946+01:00I brake for modern nature<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I was having a cigarette in the smoking area outside a gig a bit back* and was drawn into a conversation with my fellow smokers, the gist of which was that the band were rockin’ that night and that weren’t there a lot of good gigs at the moment. One guy, who was quite pissed, slurred that, yes, there were a lot of great bands around, but none of them were English – there are no good English bands he declared, with a dismissive wave of his arm. We stood around and you could almost hear our collective minds whirring, but after about 20 seconds we all just sort of nodded, no one had been able to come up with anything. I had thought immediately to mention Ultimate Painting, but unfortunately they’d split up a short time beforehand.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I’d first seen Ultimate Painting supporting White Fence at the 100 Club, quite often I miss support bands as the friend I go along to most gigs with has a bee in his bonnet about the price of pints in venues. In my opinion it doesn’t really make that much difference in London, but there we are. But yes, anyway, very glad we caught Ultimate Painting on this occasion - they had wisely opened up with their eponymous track and within seconds the whole crowd was bopping along. I saw them a few more times and was due to see them again when news of their split broke. They were on the verge of releasing an album which was subsequently mothballed - no doubt it will emerge at some point in the future and be hailed as a lost classic and the murkiness of the split pored over.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">But anyway, that album has been, in my opinion, exceeded by his latest thing Modern Nature. The track above is probably their best so far and, in a move that quite tickles me, they’ve started both the gigs I’ve been to with it. I mention all this as I realised that they were actually the last gig I went to, before all this lock down business, on 4 March.</span></div>
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Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-45743551594904054812020-04-14T18:35:00.000+01:002020-04-17T21:08:49.092+01:00A journal of the plague year<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The last time I went into central London was on 27 February to go and see Grimm Grimm at Cafe Oto. It’s a great venue and this was a good gig, I got there about 10 minutes before he came on and blagged a rickety chair right at the front as he was sort of tuning up. The track above sounds quite gentle doesn’t it? The live version would not have been out of place on Isn’t Anything. I’m not sure where I picked up on him - I looked at his past gigs and I can’t believe I haven’t seen him before, he’s played loads of gigs at all the usual venues supporting bands I really like. Bit of a bummer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The last time I went to the pub was Friday 13 March before travelling up to Sheffield on the following Monday for a fortnight off to see friends that was to have taken in gigs by Julian Cope and Lee Scratch Perry. Obviously those and a couple more since then have gone out the window. And I doubt very much that I’ll be seeing Acid Mothers Temple at the end of June or trundling along to Raw Power a month after that.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Other than that I’m having quite a good lock down. I’ve never been much of a one for drinking at home and if I’m not drinking I’m not smoking, so feeling pretty bright eyed and bushy tailed at the moment. I know I’m going to completely overdo it when the pubs do finally reopen, and I have pined for the pub on a couple of occasions, but it is nice to have this break imposed from above. I just hope all my favourite places are still there when it’s all over.</span></div>
Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-4265243817867408972018-06-13T19:34:00.000+01:002018-06-13T19:34:26.403+01:00A little bit of politicsExcept it shouldn’t really be political. But somehow it seems it is. I’m not sure why I’m surprised but the barrage of contempt and ignorance thrown up by rather a lot of police officers and their uncritical supporters has left me dazed and confused. And angry. Anyway, here you go, check it all out, sign the petition etc.<br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I went to see Holly Golightly play the other night (May 12th, to be precise). I've been meaning to get to one of her gigs for years, so I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that it was great. That at least is the fuzzy impression that I'm left with. Over the course of the evening I had rather a lot to drink and can't really remember too much about it all. (I do remember Fabienne Delsol was in the crowd. Stood right next to me for a while actually. I affected a nonchalant attitude, she seemed unmoved.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">So, I can't remember stuff like which songs got played, but I do remember being particularly pleased at two or three of the choices. And, er, <i>Slowly But Surely</i> may have been one of them. It's probably my most recently acquired favourite track of hers - the <a href="https://app.box.com/s/477z67qbcnw7ednafilihurl5k501ka3">LP version</a> is just immaculate (the kind of thing that might have got into the Top Ten in the eighties maybe) but I prefer the <a href="https://app.box.com/s/ubl8nwpudfy8o3qro9fpsrt4hs8alvdv">demo version</a> on the b side of <i>On The Fire</i>. Both are amazing.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This series idea has not proved to be the goldmine of blog posts that I expected, to be honest. Beermats these days are pretty boring. It's a shame. But this one's not too bad, a bit of a Spacemen 3 vibe going on I think. It's for the Big Smoke Brew Co. As I always say the quality of the beer is immaterial, but as I also always say, it's actually pretty nice: their Dark Wave porter is great and if they haven't got that then their milk stout is also excellent.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-75279308689609398752016-05-30T11:11:00.000+01:002016-05-30T11:11:21.119+01:00Benchmarking exercise<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We've not had a park bench post for a while have we? Here you go - this sturdy little beauty and many others just like it can be found in the Virginia Water bit of Windsor </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Great Park.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I noticed the other day that <a href="http://aertog.blogspot.co.uk/2010/07/sit-on-it-mother.html">the very first benches I mentioned on here</a> have been removed. They've replaced them with really boring ones, the kind of thing that you can get in garden centres.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-87404107484536844282015-03-15T10:34:00.000+00:002015-03-15T10:34:39.341+00:00Word of the dayHamsteren v., to hoard. Discovered on Wednesday while flipping through a Dutch/English dictionary in Oxfam, it just leapt out at me.Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-26864833551621503452015-03-12T21:37:00.000+00:002015-03-12T21:37:59.046+00:00Space age bachelor pad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Is it wrong for a man to be envious of his hamster? Above is our hamster's habitat, or one of them any way. This is his fun palace (it has a running wheel). His other pad is a much more spacious, though more traditional residence.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-34187383997054850572015-03-10T23:07:00.000+00:002020-04-17T21:35:01.387+01:00New hamster etc.<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I've been absent for a while. In this time I've nearly posted.....twice. Something about a gingerbread man biscuit (too whimsical, I decided). And when I got a copy of the Spectrum/MGMT 7" on the Great Pop Supplement. My god, did you see that sleeve? So beautiful. The track's not bad either - Spacemen 3 cover <i>Little Doll</i> basically. The Spectrum track was called <i>Bo's Web</i> which brings me to: we have a new hamster. <i>Bə</i><i>ʊ</i> is, uncontroversially, how his name is pronounced. As to the spelling, my wife maintains that it's Beau (as in Brummell), whereas I say it's Bo (as in Diddley). As I remember it my rationale for Bo Diddly was that Bo (our hamster) was so small. So, like diddly squat, ie: nothing, a paltry amount (of hamster). My wife is at a loss to explain as to how he takes after the famous Regency dandy. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I like the attitude of this pedestrian marking, he looks a bit more purposeful than other, more languid looking specimens. And, to me at least, he seems to wearing a pair of Clarks Albernis.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-19660470386093567192014-10-20T23:00:00.001+01:002014-10-20T23:00:51.678+01:00Magical mystery spore<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">On a lovely stroll through Richmond park today I stooped occasionally to poke about the undergrowth looking for magic mushrooms. I never find any and today was no different. Such behaviour feels very conspicuous in this popular park and picking any discoveries would have been a fraught experience (my cover story if challenged would have been that I was looking for stag beetles). This sort of thing is so much easier in Derbyshire. On the subject of paranoia, an Apache helicopter flew over at one point, a most unpleasant sight.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anyway, check out one of the fungi I did encounter. Quite fearsome looking, I'd never have guessed it was edible, but according to some probably not very reliable internet research by me, it's a parasol mushroom (the name becomes more appropriate later on in its development) and is quite tasty. It reminds me of one of those German hand grenades.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-5260016093126172902014-10-08T19:12:00.001+01:002014-10-08T19:12:13.899+01:00Which side are you on?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-31166775011095736372014-10-07T21:21:00.000+01:002014-10-07T21:21:09.073+01:00Troll<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As I'm sure you all remember once upon a time the word troll was used to describe a creature that typically lurked beneath a bridge and that might occasionally emerge to pull off your limbs and eat you alive. The word has recently become somewhat sullied in its application to all those many, many individuals whose online comments give a terrifying glimpse of the staggering levels of spite and mean-spiritedness lurking in the hearts of the great British public.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anyway, I found this (the ladybird 1977 edition of <i>TheThree Billygoats Gruff</i>) when I was on holiday this summer and just had to buy it for the sheer loveliness of the drawings. Minutes later I showed it to one of my friends, telling him to brace himself for a high quality nostalgia rush. Only to be told that, <i>"that wasn't my troll"</i>. He's a couple of years older than me. Turns out as well that his Doctor is Jon Pertwee.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Oh well. Anyway, the troll - he bears quite a resemblance to Vince Cable, does he not? (I might send it in to Private Eye.) I'm struggling a bit over 2015 and I read the interview with Vince in the Observer last weekend keenly. When I got to, <i>"...if you're a Guardian-reading Labour supporter in Torbay or Wells or Twickenham, you know you're faced with a choice between the Lib Dems and some Tory. What are you going to do? You think these bastard sold out. I'm going to teach them a lesson. And have a Tory MP?"</i>, I nearly choked on my Nutty Clusters.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-1647492499546087172014-10-06T21:32:00.001+01:002014-10-06T21:32:43.690+01:00Down to lexington<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NBqOvupVyfc?feature=player_detailpage" width="640"></iframe><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I went to see Pete Molinari about a month ago and, as is the way these days, snippets of the gig have been posted on youtube. I won't lie, the main reason I'm posting this particular song is because you can actually see me on it. My luxuriant hair and chiselled cheekbone (and itchy nose) can be seen obscuring the bass drum from time to time. It was during this tune also that I nearly heckled. (At the 51 second mark I was going to shout <i>"Judas!"</i> but I bottled it. It would have been funny. It's a shame.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Either <em>Dollar in Teeth</em> or <em>Return of Django</em> appear on just about every ska compilation ever...compiled. And they're seriously good tracks. Other than those two though I admit, my knowledge of Upsetters instrumentals was scanty. Anyway, the other week, after twenty years of not really being that bothered I decided to check out some of their other output. I pondered which track to post and was torn between <i>Sipreano</i> and <i>Tipper Special</i>. Ska and more so dub can test even my taste for repetition, but these two though I find thoroughly satisfying, mainly on account of their slight weirdness I think, a defining attribute of the famous Lee Perry production. Regarded as a legend in this household and I know all my friends feel the same way, is he famous in the real world?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I was going to leave it on the question there, but I spoke to my brother shortly after I'd written it and so I asked him. He had absolutely no idea who he was. Didn't even know what he did.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This summer we returned to Somerset. I was dismissive last year of Watchet lighthouse, clocking in as it does at a mere 22 ft. A glorified pepper pot. However, I decided I might as well go and take a look and was mildly won over. It's not a bad little lighthouse, though it's not really a light<i>house.</i></span><br />
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<br />Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-10656800126466206052014-09-02T16:00:00.000+01:002014-09-02T16:00:46.562+01:00What a drag it is getting old<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">While I was away we got through yet another hamster. <span style="line-height: 22px;">Years ago I remember how badly my dad was affected when one of the cats got knocked down. I was sad of course, but poor dad really took it quite hard. So much so that they didn't get another cat for a couple of years. But the older you get the more sentimental you get, I notice. So, yes, having fed our ailing hamster sugared water through a pipette for a few days and hoping against hope, I was ridiculously morose for a fortnight or so after Bilbo there took his one way trip to the vet. I loved that little guy. </span><span style="line-height: 22px;">It torments me that he never got to the see the living room in its new configuration. There's a lot more scuttle room.</span></span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-18860252423283951612014-03-01T00:54:00.001+00:002014-03-01T09:10:54.961+00:00The sound of water<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>One Million Years Ago</em> is possibly my favourite track on <em>Broadcast & The Focus Group Investigate Witch Cults etc.</em> I write the odd post about lighthouses and this is the perfect soundtrack for a lighthouse, the rising and falling tone the beam and the tinkling noises are the bobbing tide. They even throw in some seagulls.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And <a href="https://app.box.com/s/xwhrcpo5fspauk46guds">this</a> tune from that Instruments of the Middle Ages and Renaissance album that I got so into a few months ago. It sounds to me, the chiming bit before the recorders start, somehow like water. Like a ripple expanding through water. As with many of the tracks on the Broadcast album I do wish this was a bit longer. I could listen to it for I don't know how long.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">But now the actual sound of water (or one of them). Once upon a time, when I was at college, I woke up early one morning. None of my friends would be up for hours, it was a beautiful crisp December morning so I took myself out walking. I headed for a nearby lake and when I got there found it covered in about an inch of ice. After a minute or two of gazing at the loveliness of it all I thought <em>"Right, I ought to try and smash some of this ice"</em> and threw a handy rock high into a steep arc over the water. It didn't smash through but instead bounced off the surface and caused one of the weirdest noises I've ever heard. It went something like: <em>Teckk!</em>, with a slight jews harp sort of effect. Hmm, no, that description doesn't really do it justice. It's a reasonably sized body of water (<a href="http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/311853">this</a> is quite a nice picture of it), imagine a sheet of ice that size reverberating....oh fuck it, look I've found <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqS7oiPRLQ8">this</a> on youtube, it was just like this.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-2058150173349800562014-02-28T18:46:00.000+00:002014-02-28T18:51:24.909+00:00Remembrance of tracks past<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many things occurred in the time I spent away from the blog: we loved and lost a hamster, I bought a cuckoo clock, I saw Pete Molinari at that gig in St Pancras Old Church and plenty more besides. Just lots and lots of stuff, one item of which was that I discovered the second of the long lost tracks that I mentioned in the original <a href="http://aertog.blogspot.co.uk/2010/11/itchy-and-scratchy.html">lost long tracks post</a>. I described it as a dub track that sounded,<em> "quaintly science fiction spacey with a very tight whirring noise running through it".</em> It was <a href="https://app.box.com/s/m2t9r33h89fd9nmkvv2y">this</a>. Having found it I feel strangely un-jubilant.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-834853864200639422014-02-26T18:49:00.001+00:002014-02-26T18:50:43.994+00:00The amazing technicolour dream flag<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As I've said before somewhere I hope that Scotland does vote for independence, because I think there's a reasonable chance that the Scots will create a fairer society that will lay bare the lie that there's no viable alternative to the policies pursued by the three main parties in the UK.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And now the prospect is made all the more enticing by the opportunity for a new flag. So far I'm massively into that one up there. The Union Jack is a pretty good flag design-wise but, y</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ou know, traditions are there to be smashed into tiny little pieces and reassembled in groovy new forms.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">And while we're tinkering with the constitution of the country why don't we get rid of the monarchy? </span><span style="font-family: Arial;">Then we'll have all the </span><span style="font-family: Arial;">fun of picking a new national anthem. My vote is for <em>All You Need Is Love</em>.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1820665525852614768.post-4497229639861889022014-02-24T21:27:00.000+00:002014-02-24T21:27:25.600+00:00Slight return<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Where I live</span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">the post man turns up before I leave for work - we're quite lucky in that respect, other people speak wistfully of such a state of affairs, bracketing it with phenomena like </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">snow on Christmas day, steam trains, coal fires etc. Anyway, today I was heading for my car when I saw the postie's little red van swing into our road, so I decided to hang about.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My willingness to be slightly less early for work was rewarded with an LP </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">shaped parcel, <em>"That </em></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>psychedelic jazz comp from the German vendor I shouldn't wonder"</em>, I thought to myself as I snipped through the packaging in the kitchen. But no, even better, a couple of albums </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">by Myron & E backed up by The Soul Investigators. I think I've mentioned the latter here and there in connection with Nicole Willis, and how highly I rate her first album.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Released o</span><span style="font-family: Arial;">n Timmion, it really is a very consistent label. Little Ann's <em>Deep Shadows</em> was one of my favourite albums last year (or maybe the year before - whatever, it's very good) and I've listened O.C. Tolbert's <a href="https://app.box.com/s/53j5edt1i3pg9wacflpz"><em>Grown Fo</em><em>lks Thing</em></a> to death over the last few months (but haven't felt the need to buy the album yet).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Something worth mentioning maybe</span><span style="font-family: Arial;">: barcodes - the scourge of the deep-fried retrophile. I wouldn't say that the issue works me into a frenzy, but I'd perhaps go so far as to say they irk me. Anyway, these guys are so retro-sensitive that the barcodes are on stickers attached to the cellophane wrapping. Normally I peel that stuff off, but I'm keeping these little stickers on account of the fact that they're so snazzy.</span>Artoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846359529440273892noreply@blogger.com9