Wednesday 5 June 2013

Miserable bastards

Living as I do in xxxxxxxxxx I do spot the odd minor celebrity every now and again. Just the other day the woman who played xxxxxx xxxxxx'x xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx in Eastenders was behind me in the queue at the bank. That's the kind of calibre I'm talking about. A few years ago I lived in the same block of flats as the woman who played xxxxxxx in Eastenders. On the day I moved in she helpfully declined to open the gate for me and my brother in law. She just stood there, puffing away on a fag. And remember the bloke who played the xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx'x xxxxxx xx xxxxxxx in Allo Allo? I once saw him put on a most petulant display in the local video shop when charged for three late items. Oh, and I saw xxxxx xxxxxx the other month, he looked bloody miserable.

6 comments:

  1. Somehow it's more fun not knowing the names of these miserable bastards

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  2. It would have been more like a crossword if the font, which took quite a bit of faffing with, showed the separate words. The first one for instance would be 6, 7, 13, 3. You can see it using Mac OS.

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  3. Same here, but I'm not sure I'm up to constructing cryptic clues for the blanks above (well, maybe for two of them). It must be a cool job being a crossword compiler. I'm sure I haven't got a novel in me, but I'd like to think I've got a pretty good crossword or two inside me. If I do construct any I'll post them on here.

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  4. Boring hippy swallows a gram and sounds even more boring (5, 6).

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  5. Muddled hippy swallows gram and sounds even more boring (5, 6).

    That's slightly better, came to me while I was brushing my teeth.

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